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I wish I was a pussy.
Guys do it all the time. Hit you with the phrase: "Don't be a pussy." Yes? Because it implys weakness. Yeah, do not be like a vagina. The vagina that is weak, yeah, "Don't be a pussy", Guys say that and you do what they want: "Don't be a pussy", because pussy is weak.
And yet, in my personal experience--
(Audience laugh)
I have found the pussy to be one of the strongest thing I have ever come across iN MY LIFE.
(Laugh and applause)
"Don't be a pussy"? Have you ever come across a pussy?! The vagina is one of the most powerful... You realise vagina can start revolutions and end wars! You realise even on a physical level, the vagina is one of the strongest thing that have ever exist! Virtually indestructible!
Many man in this room, many, many man in this room have tales of how they've once defeated a pussy.
Let me tell you now, They have not.
The vagina is frighteningly powerful, you realise that human beings come out of a vagina, and still it continues to operate and you sayin' it's weak?! You just sittin' on your penis wrong and it BREAKS.
"Don't be a penis", that should be the phrase. “Don't be a pussy”? I wish I was a pussy.